The Hospital Receptionist – ‘The Computer says ‘no”.

We continue our journey in this hospital in Pennsylvania.

The health service is free in Britain, if you want to develop secondary infections in America, you have to pay for them.


Receptionist: Oh, for fuck’s sake!

Patient: I have an appointment to see the cardiologist.  My name is Peter Bill.

Receptionist: Computer says ‘No’.  Apparently, you’re already dead.

Patient: That must be a mistake.

Receptionist: Dead.   BOOOO!


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